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The Biblical Leadership Show
Respectful Rhythms: Harmonizing Biblical Teachings and Daily Interactions for Lasting Impact
Ever wondered how small acts of respect can transform your daily interactions and relationships? Join us on the Biblical Leadership Show as Miss Elisa, Tim Lansford, and Dr. Dean Posey guide you through the intricacies of respectfulness, weaving in practical examples that resonate with everyday life. From the simple gesture of holding a door open to more profound acts like honoring our parents as outlined in Exodus 20:12, we offer actionable tips to help you align your respectful words with your actions, making your home and community a more harmonious place.
We dive into the significance of respectful communication in leadership, personal relationships, and even professional settings, using biblical teachings as our cornerstone. Listen in as we discuss how respectful speech, grounded in Ephesians 4:29, can uplift rather than demean, even in moments of disagreement. We'll also explore the importance of respect in the classroom and workplace, illustrating how politeness and humility can enhance work quality and interpersonal relationships. To keep things light, we wrap up with a dad joke segment, proving that respect and a sense of humor can go hand-in-hand. Tune in for an enriching conversation that promises to inspire and equip you with the tools to live a more respectful life.
all right, all right. Welcome to another exciting episode of the Biblical Leadership Show In studio. With me is Dr Dean Bozy, bozy, bozy.
Speaker 3:Hey Tim, how you doing.
Speaker 1:How you doing.
Speaker 3:And we have our guest host again today, we got a guest host.
Speaker 1:You know we got one of the two guest hosts, Miss Elisa. Hi guys, Hi everyone, and my name is Tim Lansford, so welcome, welcome, Exactly right. Look at that. Top notch Getting crazy.
Speaker 3:Getting electronics going. It's almost like the gong show.
Speaker 1:Remember the g notch getting getting crazy, getting electronics? We had some new timers going on and posy doesn't notice that he's like wait a second.
Speaker 3:Where'd that come from? So does that mean I need to talk for 34 minutes? Yeah, that will not be a problem. I mean go ahead, elisa, and I just gonna hang out, we'll take a little nap and everything to talk and I loved my job.
Speaker 1:I know I know that was great. Oh, we were just talking about your prop bag. I said we need to start doing some online stuff and we're going to do that here going into the third season. We'll go back to the video, maybe and working on that. But my wife just asked me this morning does he use his?
Speaker 2:prop bag. Does he bring props?
Speaker 1:I'm like well, we're just doing that whole face for radio.
Speaker 2:His prop for today was cookies.
Speaker 1:His prop for today was cookies. How were those cookies?
Speaker 2:Great, my pink lemonade one was special.
Speaker 3:Nice, nice, nice. It was a pink lemonade cookie.
Speaker 1:Anyway, so.
Speaker 3:Anyway, we've got a countdown timer now.
Speaker 1:We do.
Speaker 3:And we're all set here in the studio. And today, Lisa, what are we talking about today?
Speaker 2:Today we're talking about respectfulness.
Speaker 3:Respectfulness.
Speaker 2:And so how do you?
Speaker 3:define the word respectfulness without using the word respect. How would you define that?
Speaker 2:Some people just do. Just respectfulness is the definition that some people just do, that just respectfulness is the definition. But my version of the definition is to. My version is to honor or value someone and or something, and you've got to be nice, and especially through your actions. You gotta show respect through your actions and through your words, and I think it's just awesome how God blessed us to be able to do these things.
Speaker 3:Yes, and so what if you show respect with your words, but you don't show respect with your actions? What is that? You think that's communicating?
Speaker 2:with your actions. What is that? You think that's communicating? Then people are going to think, oh, she's not being respectful from her heart.
Speaker 3:Correct.
Speaker 2:She's just saying it. She's probably being sarcastic.
Speaker 3:She's being sarcastic. Yes, so being? What would be another word? What would be a synonym? You know what a synonym is. Yes, I learned that in school. Yeah, you learned that in school, didn't you? So it's a word that's similar to that. It means the same thing or pretty close to that. What would be a synonym of respectfulness?
Speaker 2:A synonym would be honoring.
Speaker 3:Honoring. Okay, what would be another synonym?
Speaker 2:I don't really know. Another one.
Speaker 3:How about gracious yes or courteous? Yes, those are synonyms yeah, politeness, oh, yes, yeah. So what happens when you're walking into a store and you see a let's just say, another person walking in right behind you? Do you just walk through the door like you're going to the grocery store with your mom or your dad? Okay, see a person that sometimes the doors open automatically, but sometimes they don't, and so if you open the door for your mom, would you just stand there and open the door for the person behind you, or not?
Speaker 2:I would do that.
Speaker 3:And what does that—do you think that shows being respectful?
Speaker 2:Yes, I'd be very nice of you and I'd be very kind and I would. If I were that stranger, I would look at them and say thank you, Maybe even give them like a dollar or something.
Speaker 1:Wow, yeah, she's all about giving people dollars Anything, she's all like it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just, you know, just handing out money.
Speaker 3:But what a nice habit. So respectfulness can be a habit. It can be so, just like holding the door for somebody. You know, one of the things that I think is real important when you're here, let's see how old are you now I am nine, almost so nine. So in like 20 years when you start dating, isn't that right, tim? About 29 when you?
Speaker 2:start dating 29.
Speaker 3:I'm hoping the boy years when you start dating in that, in that right Tim about 29, when you start dating, I'm hoping the boy that you date opens the door for you in the car when you get in the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah See, that would be respectful right, I could open it myself if I wanted to you could open it yourself, but I opened it myself today.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you could open it yourself, which is great, but, being respectful, maybe he would open it for you and maybe next time when you go to the store with your mom.
Speaker 2:Maybe you can open the door for her. My mom opens the door for me, basically.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so what about cleaning your room? You think that's showing respect to your mom and dad.
Speaker 2:You don't clean your room. I don't clean it, my mom does and my housekeepers do.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, they do that.
Speaker 1:Wow, you're just taken care of and you do clean your room. I do. You have to put your dirty clothes up. You may have to spread up your bed.
Speaker 3:I never clean, I know you don't get chemicals out and clean but you, clean, but you clean.
Speaker 1:You chemicals out, you know like clean, but you clean, you have to make the bed and you barely pick anything up, I barely. You have to pick all your clothes up. You have to put your towels up after showers, you have to put on well, I don't know about that. So you still have to do that as well. So you, you don't have quite the floor. See I, and when I was growing up, I had a magic floor. Yes, I did. I'd throw it down and I would leave and I'd come home and it would be clean and folded on my dresser. I had a magic floor, but you don't have a. True, that was your mother my grandma.
Speaker 3:Let's talk about ways to be respectful, then we'll get to some dad jokes. Okay, but how do you think we can be respectful and show respectfulness to other people?
Speaker 2:Ooh, I think we can be respectful. I think we can be respectful by if someone asks us to do something, maybe then we could try to do it. If we can't, we can say I'm sorry, I can't do that. But if there's anything else you need, I can try.
Speaker 3:Okay, so in order to do it, what do you have to do? In order to do what they ask, you have to first listen, right?
Speaker 2:Listen, then think about what they said and wait a second to answer, because you need to know what they said.
Speaker 1:Oh, you remember that from last show.
Speaker 3:I was going to say the last show Very good.
Speaker 1:Listen to listen. Don't listen to respond.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I think that's such a good lesson. And people know if, when they're speaking with you, if you're listening to listen or you're thinking about how you're going to respond to them, they can tell it in your body language. They can tell it in your face.
Speaker 2:They can tell it by the way you're like. Your eyes can also give it away.
Speaker 3:Exactly right.
Speaker 2:So sometimes when I'm thinking, I'm going, looking around, trying to think.
Speaker 3:So if you're looking at somebody right in the eye when they're talking to you, chances are that you're listening to them instead of thinking about what you're going to say. That's such a good thing. And so what about other people's feelings? How do we show respect with other people's feelings?
Speaker 2:I know this one. This one's pretty simple.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Like you would do is see, I've actually had to deal with this before.
Speaker 3:You have.
Speaker 2:My friend was sad because she was like sad and mad and she said I'm not special. I looked at her and said explain to me why you think you're not. She said a reason and I said see, I I'm not gonna say it because private reasons. But very good she said this thing, I'm gonna call it a thing and I said that's exactly why you're special, that's exactly why you just pointed out the one thing that makes you special and then she looked at me and hugged me and Well, how nice of you, but that shows that you listen to her deep feelings, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 2:That is really good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so go ahead. No, I was going to say now. So let's talk about the Bible and respectfulness. Do you think there's anything about respectfulness in the Bible? Yes, do you have some Bible verses for us that talk about respect?
Speaker 1:She does.
Speaker 2:Do you want to hear one about respect for authority and parents?
Speaker 3:Yes, I do.
Speaker 2:Or respect in speech and conduct.
Speaker 3:Well, how about let's start with? There's different types of respect or different objects of respect, right? So let's talk about the ones with parents. Okay, different types of respect or different objects of respect, right, so let's talk about the ones with parents.
Speaker 2:Okay, I am going to do the second one, because he has already heard the first one Romans 13.1. Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except which that God has established.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so why don't you repeat the first one? Because you did that before we started the show.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did Exodus 20, 12. Honor your father and your mother so that you may live long in the land of the Lord your God is giving you.
Speaker 3:Yes, and that's a command with a promise I'm going to do the first one for respect for others. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2:Because we just talked about me having respect for others.
Speaker 1:Well, let's talk about command with a promise. What do you think Dr Potey means by command with a promise.
Speaker 3:So that's the commandment with a promise, I think he means that if someone promised you something.
Speaker 2:I think he means that if someone promised you something, if you do something for them, then I think that that's a command and a promise, I see All right, just checking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so this command is one of the Ten Commandments and it's a commandment with a promise. So if you honor your father and mother in other words, since we're talking about respectfulness if you respect them, then it means that God's going to bless you and you will live a prosperous life. It doesn't mean you're going to have a long life in years, but you're going to have a very meaningful, meaningful life.
Speaker 2:And shout out to Uriva if you're here, yay.
Speaker 1:There you go, All right. So let's talk about respectfulness and leadership, and then we'll come back to some of the Bible real fast. But in leadership, you know, one of the things that you can do to and this ties everything into leadership the contributions. We're all different, we all have specialties, we all are unique in certain ways, you know the respectfulness comes from is to be able to you know, value who they are and recognize their efforts and sort of pat them on the back from time to time. So that helps in leadership, right.
Speaker 2:I've also got a Bible verse to do with leadership.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, what do you got a Bible verse to do with leadership? Wow, that's fantastic.
Speaker 2:It's from the section respecting speech and conduct.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Ephesians 429. Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouth, but only what is helpful.
Speaker 3:But only what is helpful.
Speaker 1:I see.
Speaker 3:So let's talk about how that relates to somebody that we disagree with. Mm-hmm, we probably won't agree with everyone about everything. We'll disagree about different things, and that's okay. The question is if we disagree with somebody about a particular topic, are we still going to respect them? Are we going to live out this verse and have unwholesome talk come out of our mouth because we don't agree with them, or are we going to only say what is helpful? Even though we disagree with somebody, are we going to say kind things about them? That's a big challenge. Even though we disagree with somebody, are we going to say kind things about them?
Speaker 2:Yes, that's a big challenge If we disagree with someone we could also take. If you disagree, you could be kind and tell them I don't really agree with this. Could we possibly think of something else?
Speaker 3:Correct. And so just because you respect someone is not saying the same thing that you affirm, or agree with everything that they believe. Okay, you can respect them, but you don't necessarily have to agree with them.
Speaker 2:Like if you're doing a project and somebody like says a wrong answer maybe you could be like um, that's the wrong answer. Maybe we could try to recalculate it.
Speaker 3:Yes, and I bet your dad deals with that all the time, building houses for other people. I've actually heard him on the phone, yes, and he speaks kindly on the phone, but he might be on the job site building someone's house and when somebody says, hey, I want to do it this way, and he's thinking you know, in my 25 years experience we've tried that and it's never worked. So, even though I respect you, I disagree with you. But I don't have to talk down to you or use ugly words to you.
Speaker 2:You could say well, I tried to build that once and it didn't work, so maybe we could try a different style. We could try a different style. My dad would probably recommend some styles that would work and he would recommend something and the person would probably be like oh okay, and then they'd probably think and choose another style.
Speaker 3:Very good. I'm sure that's happened many, many times, many, many, many times.
Speaker 1:Yes, I like this whole dynamic. I'm just sort of like being a moderator.
Speaker 2:I'm like running the computers in the back.
Speaker 1:This is the Dr Dean and Elisa show today, and I love it. This is great, so I'm just taking it. You want a dad joke? You don't even have one lined up, can.
Speaker 3:I ask you one more question before you have your dad joke, lisa, okay. And so here's the question Pay attention, it's not just what we say, but how we say it correct. So we could say kind words, but in a very ugly voice, and so it's important for the tone of our voice to show respect, not just our words, right? And then, like you said earlier in the show, that it's not just our words that need to be respectful, but we need to follow up our words with our actions, because you said such a good point before we came on the air, our actions really show the desires of our heart, and so the question is is our heart respectful or just our actions? I mean, are just our words? And so I think that's a really, really good point. So now I'm ready for your joke. Are you ready? Okay, I'm ready. You tell me what your joke is.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have me and my dad do it, because my dad's going to do one part of it and I'm going to do the other.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready. You do this part and I'll do that part, okay.
Speaker 1:Alisa, I love lasagna.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just lean over your plate so you get lasagna. Yeah, just lean over your plate so you get lasagna. Nice, okay.
Speaker 3:I think our dad jokes have upped the game, since she's been here, right I?
Speaker 1:mean between the dad joke that the kids are bringing and the emergency. If you weren't available for us, you weren't listening last week. We have an emergency dad joke kit that we bought Dr Posey, so he has a dad joke like in a box. He can just reach down and grab a random one or whatever. It's pretty handy.
Speaker 3:Okay, so here I've got one for you. Do you know what parallel lines are? Pretty handy Okay, so here I've got one for you. Do you know what parallel lines are? Yep, okay, so parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Speaker 1:What do you think that deserves it? That's pretty good, that's pretty good. Why didn't you do it for ours? Well, I, okay. Here's another one.
Speaker 3:Here's pretty good. Why didn't you do it for?
Speaker 1:ours.
Speaker 3:Well.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 3:Okay, here's another one. Here's another one. All right, it's a totally different chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he cross it? To say hello from the other side? I know another one. Yeah, that's definitely bad.
Speaker 2:But it's from the box.
Speaker 1:They can't all be good, and this one is probably the worst one in the box. Okay, I'm ready. You got one more baby, I'm going to try to find another.
Speaker 3:You're going to try to find another one.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to find another one You're supposed to be ready.
Speaker 3:Okay, here you go. I think I've said this one in the show before. I think I've said this one in the show before. What do you call a group of men waiting to get a haircut?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:A barbecue oh.
Speaker 1:Okay, I've got this.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm ready, you ready? Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2:Dad, you're going to be mom and I am going to be the other person Okay.
Speaker 3:All right, you're here, you're reading a dad joke out of the dad joke book.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, I threw out the junk food and bought some tropical fruit.
Speaker 2:You're making a mango crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, there you go, all right. So let's get back to a thing. I know Dr Posey is looking at his dad joke box over there, but we're talking about respectfulness, right? You know? What do you think? And let's talk about, through a kid's eyes, what might be something that we need to know as far as respectfulness in a kid's eyes. So what do you think is one of the big things that you can do as a kid to you know, exude respectfulness to some of your people at school. Respectfulness to some of your people at school.
Speaker 2:So there's a lot of stuff you don't know that happens at school, that's respectful, oh is there.
Speaker 3:I bet there is. Give us an example.
Speaker 1:Give us something.
Speaker 2:Okay, so Sorry. So one time I was going back to the science thing and there was this toddler I don't know what it. I forgot if they were a boy or girl or something, but I like they bumped into me and I thought I had bumped into them and then they looked at me because then I realized, wait, I didn't bump into them. So I looked who had bumped into me? And it was this cute little toddler. And he looked at me and said sorry, and then he ran off with his class and I was like what just happened?
Speaker 3:So how do you show respect to your teacher in your classroom?
Speaker 2:That's a good one.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm asking how do you show respect to your teacher while you're in the classroom?
Speaker 2:How we would show respect is we would, first of all, we wouldn't make big messes, we wouldn't talk in class. Wouldn't talk in class we wouldn't like slip notes to each other, we wouldn't give each other looks and we wouldn't start to look at people like oh, behind you, Okay.
Speaker 3:So what about when? What's your teacher? What was your teacher's name last year?
Speaker 2:Miss Droop.
Speaker 3:Okay, Miss Droop, when she asks you a question, how do you, if she asks you a yes-no question? How do you answer that? Do you say yes or yeah? Or do you say yes, ma'am, or no, ma'am? How do you answer that?
Speaker 2:Well, she. So it depends on what the question is.
Speaker 3:If it's a yes-no question, how do you answer it?
Speaker 2:It depends what she's telling us. If it's a yes-no question, it just depends on our opinion. But in this case, if it's a random question or she called my name to do something, I would look at her in the eyes and say yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3:Very good. I think that's one of the best things for people to show respect is how they use their words instead of just saying yeah or okay she actually taught us to do that. I think it's great At the beginning of the school year.
Speaker 2:she said she looked at me, she looked at everyone and said now, this is a rule In the classroom we do not tell the teacher yeah or no or okay. We say yes or no, ma'am.
Speaker 3:That's excellent.
Speaker 2:There's no maybes.
Speaker 3:It's a yes or no. Well, what a great lesson that you can use for your entire life. And so just think about here in, you know, whenever you have a job and you have a boss, and let's just say, you're working at Chick-fil-A or Sonic or someplace like that, and you have a boss that says, elisa, I want you to fill the ice machine, and you're going to say, no, I'm not going to do that. Or you're going to say, yes, ma'am, I will do that.
Speaker 2:I would. Honestly, my opinion is I would say yes, ma'am, and how soon would you like me to do it?
Speaker 3:That is a great answer. Great answer. So keep up that. How come you don't ask me that when I say clean your room, because I don't want to do that. Yes, Dad, yes Dad, how soon do you want me to do that? How soon would you like me to do that? Which decade?
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to save that little sound clip and send that to your mom. I think you should. I think you should just put it on as probably how your phone, you know. Can you put it on as your, you know, as a ringtone for your phone? Yes, on my phone, you know. Yes, yes, dad, how soon would you like me to do that? How soon would you like me to do that?
Speaker 3:That's a great answer. That is a great answer, no that's really a good answer, because so many people now don't have respect of others and so they'll just say yeah, no, or they'll just kind of like huh, whatever, and they just don't show respect. So doing that is showing respect. And what did we say at the very beginning? How do you define respectfulness without using the word respect?
Speaker 2:the word respect. Well, I would define it by saying it would be like honoring. You would honor that person and value that person and you would show your actions towards them and your words and you would start to do and if they asked you something, a part of it is obeying. Last time.
Speaker 3:Correct. And so when you say to your mom or dad or your teacher or your boss, if you say yes, sir, or no sir, or yes ma'am, no ma'am, then you are showing respect, you're honoring them and you're valuing them and I think that's a very good lesson. Very good answer there. Very good answer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and one of the things, just remember respect. You know, a lot of times we think respect to our elders, our parents and everything. There's way more than that. Yeah, it's respect to the people you work with and respect to the people you go to school.
Speaker 3:Respect to the stranger yeah, and so think about your dad's work for just a minute. Okay, your dad builds houses for people he's done that for lots of years and strangers, and they become good clients. But just think about the person that puts in all the wood or the carpenters. Okay. What if they didn't respect the person buying the house? Do you think they would do good work or bad?
Speaker 2:work.
Speaker 3:No, they would do really lousy, lazy work they probably would not even show up half the time they might not show up to work, and so that's a great point. Showing up to work, showing up on time, is a sign of respect, and then doing the work to the best of your ability is also a sign of respect. So what a great lesson. What a great lesson. So do you have any more Bible verses for us? We just have a few minutes before the show is in. You have?
Speaker 3:two more, and then we have a few dad jokes and then we're about to sign off, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, so these are in the category of respect for others.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm ready. Which?
Speaker 2:we were just talking about. This is Matthew 7, 12. So, in everything due to others, what you would have them to do to you For this sums up in the law of and the prophets.
Speaker 1:So, in everything due to others, what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the law and the prophets In other words.
Speaker 3:We need to treat people the way we want to be treated Right, and that just shows respect. Do you have one more? Yes, I do, and the prophets In other words we need to treat people the way we want to be treated. Yeah, right, and that just shows respect. Do you have one more?
Speaker 2:Yes, I do.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:And if y'all want to go to the first one I said, that is Matthew 7, 12.
Speaker 3:That's Matthew 7, 12. The first thing, all right.
Speaker 2:This one is Philippians 2, 3, 4. 2, 3 through 4.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain concept. Rather, in humility, value others above yourself, not looking to your own interests, but each of you to the interests of the others.
Speaker 3:Correct. What a great passage.
Speaker 2:And if y'all want to go to the full one. It is Philippians. This one is Philippians 2, 3 through 4.
Speaker 3:Yeah. And then, right after that passage, paul writes an incredible statement about Jesus and how he became a servant and he came to serve instead of be served, and it's just an incredible statement about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:I am going to do a kid joke.
Speaker 3:You're going to do a kid joke now. Well, that's good, because we just have a few minutes. I'm ready for your kid joke. Is it there on your paper? Yeah, you have it printed out and ready to go.
Speaker 1:She has show prep, she has show prep.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm going to have, I'm going to listen, and then I'm going to do some kid or dad jokes. How about that? Okay, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2:Why did the student?
Speaker 3:no, we already did that we already did that one okay.
Speaker 2:Wait, yeah, actually it's different this time. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Speaker 3:Why did the student bring a ladder to school? I think I've heard this one. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Because they wanted to reach new heights in showing respect.
Speaker 3:Oh, there we go, it's a different answer this time.
Speaker 2:I have one more for you all. What did the pencil say to the paper?
Speaker 3:What did the pencil say to the paper? I don't know what did the pencil say to the paper.
Speaker 2:You're right on and I respect that.
Speaker 3:You're right on and I respect that. Oh, that's a good one, that's a good one. I can't hit the button, but let's go, okay. Oh no, okay, I got one for you. Oh, I like that one here. Here we go. Here's one for you.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:What are the strongest days of the week?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Saturday and Sunday, because all the others are weekdays.
Speaker 1:Oh, I like that one. Actually that was pretty good. I'm going to say another one.
Speaker 2:Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Speaker 3:I know this one Because he felt crummy.
Speaker 2:Nope, because it was feeling crummy, but it still respected the doctor's advice.
Speaker 1:Okay, pretty close, pretty good. I'm still trying to think of a funny comeback on the weekends. You know I could change the dead joke.
Speaker 3:Okay, here's another one about days of the week. What is a potato's worst day?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Friday.
Speaker 1:Oh funny, I'm going to do another one. There's the knock on my door.
Speaker 2:Okay, I have another one.
Speaker 3:You have another one, okay, I'm ready. How do you show respect to a book? You have another one, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2:How do you show respect to a book? How do you show respect to a book other than reading it? I don't know? By turning its pages gently, so you don't hurt its feelings.
Speaker 3:Oh Okay.
Speaker 2:Duh Okay.
Speaker 3:Here's one for you. It might be the last one of the day, probably not. Um, how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
Speaker 2:I don't know, how did he propose?
Speaker 3:he gave her a ring.
Speaker 1:All right, one more, elisa. You can call it the last one, and we'll let the fine people take a break.
Speaker 2:Why did the banana go to school? Why?
Speaker 3:did the banana go to school? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I chose the best for last, to learn how to be more appealing and respectful.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's a good one. Yes, that's a good one, that one.
Speaker 1:Oh the cheer, oh the cheer. Sorry, there you go. You got the cheer All right, well, thank you, thank you. Thank you for joining us today. Be sure to check out our website, biblicalleadershipshowcom. Thank you. Thank you for joining us today. Be sure and check out our website, biblicalleadershipshowcom. Thank you, elisa, for being one of our co-haves here and joining us today in studio Dr P. Thank you for everything. We appreciate you and we'll hope everybody has a great rest of the week. And other than that, dr B take us out by saying Make it a great day.
Speaker 1:All right, thank you. Bye guys, bye-bye.
